PLS FIX (ME) — Hats for the broken

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PLS FIX (ME) — GREEN

Forest green. Corporate-acceptable. For when you technically still work there.

€35.00

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PLS FIX (ME) — NAVY

Navy. Passes the dress code. No one needs to know what it means. You do.

€35.00

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PLS FIX (ME) — BLACK

Classic. For airports, client sites, and the quiet despair of Sunday PowerPoint.

€35.00

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Identity classified. Unlocks July 2026.

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★ COMING JULY 2026

! about.txt

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junior analyst. beached. counseled out gently.
start date deferred. utilization: zero.
AI made the deck. partner still said pls fix.
wore the hat to the feedback session.
no further questions.

pls fix. thx.

visitors

YOU ARE VISITOR #

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! System Alert

WARNING:
Wearing this hat will not:
• Fix the deck
• Reduce client comments
• Make your manager align
• End the engagement early

It will make you look correct about everything.

! guestbook.htm

anonymous_consultant:
"wore it on a client call. they thought it was about them. it was."

ex_bcg_2023:
"my exit gift to myself. no regrets."

slide_goblin:
"partner saw it, said nothing. that was alignment."

powerpoint_life:
"it's the most honest thing i own"

cancun_edition_fan:
"saw the pool photo. ordered immediately."

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